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FUCK PUMP $FUMP

a.k.a. Fuck Pumpfun · a Solana memecoin with one mission: expose Pumpfun as a cancer on the memecoin space.

Pumpfun is an extraction machine. Only the casino wins. Delete it.

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Short $PUMP, Long $FUMP

SHORT $PUMP
LONG $FUMP

The pair trade for anyone who's been exit liquidity.

▼ Short $PUMP

The house token. Its ICO raised ~$500M in 12 minutes, then traded below its ICO price as private-sale whales moved $160M+ to exchanges (Cointelegraph).

▲ Long $FUMP

The protest token. Launched on Launch, not Pumpfun. Every holder is one more voice saying delete it.

NFA. This is a meme, not a trade recommendation. Shorting is risky and can lose more than you put in. $FUMP is a memecoin with no intrinsic value. DYOR.

WHY $FUMP

Pumpfun turned memecoins into a slot machine. The numbers below come from on-chain analysts, researchers and court filings, with sources linked.

98.6%

of tokens launched Jan 2024 to Mar 2025 ended with under $1,000 of liquidity.

Solidus Labs, 2025 (liquidity metric, not proven intent)
0.63%

of 655,770 coins graduated (4,338), 1 Sep to 1 Oct 2025.

~5.55M SOL

(~$886M) sold by Pumpfun from fees, mostly via Kraken deposits.

56.23%

of 7M+ wallets lost money, Nov 2025 to May 2026. Median realized profit: $0.02.Disputed

Dune (web3frank) · co-founder disputed similar analyses (Cointelegraph)
>50%

of tokens sniped in their creation block; deployer-funded snipers netted 15,000+ SOL in one month.

96%

of detected Solana sandwich attacks hit Pumpfun/PumpSwap; $29.7M gross over 11 months.

The machine

Mint for pennies, price rises on a bonding curve that favors whoever's first, bots buy in block zero, retail buys the chart and becomes exit liquidity. The house takes fees on every trade, whether the token lives or dies (Galaxy, Pine).

The damage

Solana tokens went from <8M to 32M+, liquidity fragmented, median hold time fell to ~100 seconds (Galaxy). Graduated-token volume fell 94% from its peak (The Block).

The courts

In Aguilar v. Baton Corp., RICO claims were allowed to proceed on 31 Aug 2026. That's a partial ruling, not a verdict (Justia). The UK FCA issued a warning in Dec 2024 (FCA).

On the record

Vitalik Buterin listed Pumpfun next to Terra/Luna and FTX as examples of "bad social philosophy" (DL News). Livestreams were shut down after users threatened self-harm to pump coins (The Block).

HOW TO BUY $FUMP

$FUMP launched on Launch (@_launchx), not on Pumpfun.

  1. Get a wallet

    Install a Solana wallet like Phantom or Solflare and back up your seed phrase.

  2. Load SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.

  3. Open Launch

    Go to uselaunch.fun, connect your wallet and paste the CA below.

  4. Swap for $FUMP

    Check the CA matches exactly, set your amount and confirm. Welcome, fumper.

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